Use small, round chocolate candies, like covered peanuts, malted milk balls, or Cocoa Puff Cereal. Wrap them in saran wrap or place in the tiny ziploc baggies. Attach the tag with ribbons.

Seal and label with the following poem:

For all the souls who hate the noise
Of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too,
Here's a little gift for you
A lump of coal won't be enough
To make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop
To offset all that Christmas Goop!!!