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![]() ![]() NEW ZEALAND - Our Way Chronicling our trip to a wonderful country in 1999. E-mails, photos, information, links, hints & tips, suggestions, new friends, and the infamous bungy jump - it's all here. You can also check out our 2nd trip at New Zealand - 2001 ![]() ![]() A man at the theater was unhappy with his seat. "I have to be close-up to watch a mystery." he whispered to the usher. "Get me a better seat and I'll tip you." The usher found him a spot in the second row, and the patron handed him a quarter. The usher looked at the measly quarter in his hand for a moment, then leaned over and whispered, "The wife did it." | |
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. ![]() ![]() I've moved my work (prints, cards, bookmarks, and bookplates) from a local store to my online gallery. I hope you'll enjoy your visit and let me know what you think of the gallery. ![]()
The Los Alamos fire burned hundreds of buildings and destroyed top secret documents at the National Laboratory, birthplace of the atomic bomb. It's going to be okay though -- it turns out that China had backup copies of everything. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The chief admisintrator of an HMO died, and was relieved to find himself in Heaven. "We've been expecting you!" welcomed St. Perer. "Now you understand, of course, that you can only stay three days." ![]() | |